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[info]eoforyth prompted me with Neville Longbottom, Luna Lovegood and Tom the barkeeper at the Leaky Cauldron: wrinkle, nectar and pea, and I wrote The First Round (PG; Neville, Luna, Tom, Canonical Hag; 100 words):

Getting pushed into a plate of raw liver was not how Neville had intended the evening to begin. "Ew! I mean, pardon!"

"'S good fer the wrinkle," the hag asserted, as a hand slipped into Neville's.

"Don't you mean 'wrinkles'?" Luna asked.

"If yer man were doin' right by ye, dearie, ye'd ken well enough my meanin'."

Mortified, Neville led Luna towards the tap, which was filled with glasses of some thick, green drink.

"Oh! A sexual reference?"

Tom drew himself up as far as his body would allow. "Pea nectar!"

Grateful for the distraction, Neville bought the first round.

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eoforyth
Mar. 21st, 2014 02:54 pm (UTC)
Just as I get my internet back, this is the first thing I find!

I can only hope the pea nectar distracted Luna enough... I, however, am sitting here having an Ewww moment (and a laugh) of my own. I was planning on cooked liver for dinner tonight, as well.

Very well done with the strange combination that popped into my head when I got your PM.
iulia_linnea
Mar. 21st, 2014 03:14 pm (UTC)
Hee! Thank you; I'm glad that you like it. :D

After writing this, I started craving liver (but of course, cooked). *runs to store*
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