I wish that I could do this to eggs; I'd love to enjoy a pirate!breakfast.

Ken Jennings hasn't gotten the hang of tweeting with a fountain pen. *loves*

Kitty is patient and certain of victory.

The temptation may be overwhelming, but I think the poster forgets that cats have claws.

Toilet/Twilight cross-over humor.

NWS vids: Just as Gay Men Will Marry Your Girlfriends, Gay Women Will Marry Your Boyfriends.

P.S. For Hobbit geeks: Riddles in the Dark, the lost version!