Ken Jennings hasn't gotten the hang of tweeting with a fountain pen. *loves*
Kitty is patient and certain of victory.
The temptation may be overwhelming, but I think the poster forgets that cats have claws.
Toilet/Twilight cross-over humor.
NWS vids: Just as Gay Men Will Marry Your Girlfriends, Gay Women Will Marry Your Boyfriends.
P.S. For Hobbit geeks: Riddles in the Dark, the lost version!