Happy Wife, Happy Life (PG; Severus/Luna, original Kneazle; 100 words): It takes less time to train a Kneazle than it does a husband.
"—no accident, Luna! That Kneazle hates me!"
"No, Severus, he doesn't hate you. You Bastard just wanted attention."
"Well, pissing in my slippers was the wrong way to 'request' it."
"I should have the naming of our next Kneazle."
"There's not going to be a—why?"
Luna stroked You Bastard, who sat, with an air of complete unconcern, in her lap. "Kneazles tend to live up to their names, and no one likes to be neglected."
Severus blinked. "Luna, did you want my attention?" he asked, sitting down next to her.
Luna beamed at him . . . and slipped You Bastard a treat.