Severus really is my little black dress of fandom; to date, I've featured (or implied) him in 46 pairings and 17 threesomes, bringing my Snape-ian LBD number to 63. *is pairing whore*

Here's an abecedarian breakdown of my Severus pairings and threesomes:

Pairings (46)

Severus/Aberforth
Severus/Abraxas
Severus/Albus Severus
Severus/Amelia
Severus/Arthur
Severus/Aurora
Severus/Bellatrix
Severus/Bill
Severus/Charity
Severus/Daphne
(Girl!)Severus/Dolores
Severus/Draco
Severus/Evan
Severus/George
Severus/Gilderoy
Severus/Ginny
Severus/Godric
Severus/Hagrid
Severus/hand
Severus/Harry (and Severus/Girl!Harry and Girl!Severus/Harry)
Severus/Hermione
Severus/Irma
Severus/Kingsley
Severus/Lavender
Severus/Lily
Severus/Lily Luna
Severus/Lucius
Severus/Luna
Severus/Millicent
Severus/Minerva
Severus/Molly
Severus/Narcissa
Severus/Nymphadora
Severus/Original Female Character(s)
Severus/Original Male Character(s)
Severus/Penelope
Severus/Petunia
Severus/Regulus
Severus/Remus (and Girl!Severus/Remus)
Severus/Ron
Severus/Rosmerta
Severus/Scorpius
Severus/Sirius
Severus/Slytherin Mother of Quidditch Player(s)
Severus/Slytherin Seventh-Year Boy(s)
Severus/Susan

Threesomes (17)

Severus/Bellatrix/Regulus
Severus/Charlie/Bill
Severus/Charlie/Harry
Severus/Charlie/Luna
Severus/Draco/Harry (and Severus/Draco/Girl!Harry)
Severus/Ginny/Luna
Severus/Harry/Lucius
Severus/Harry/Luna (and Severus/Girl!Harry/Luna)
Severus/Harry/Ron
Severus/Harry/Salazar
Severus/Hermione/Lucius
Severus/Hermione/Luna
Severus/Hermione/Minerva
Severus/Hermione/Shoggoth
Severus/Lucius/Luna
Severus/Luna/Remus
Severus/Madam Hooch/Minerva