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dickgloucester prompted me with Trevor/Crookshanks: teatime, toffee, toes.

Kneazle and Toad, Living Together (G; Trevor/Crookshanks, Neville, Hermione; 200 words): Stubborn toad is stubborn.

Around teatime, Neville found himself searching the common room for Crookshanks; he found him lying in a sunspot, stretching and curling his toes. I knew it! "Okay, Crooks, I have to take him now," he said, reaching down.

Hiss!

Neville withdrew his hand. "Look, I know you like it when he snuggles with you, but—"

"You'd better not bother him, Neville," said Hermione, popping a toffee in her mouth, and offering him the bag. "He's very possessive of Trevor."

Waving off the bag, Neville replied, "But I can't just leave him here. When Crooks gets tired of having his belly nuzzled, who knows where Trevor will hop off to?"

"Point." Hermione knelt down. "Crookshanks, let Neville have his toad."

Hiss!

"Crookshanks!"

Crookshanks blinked up at Hermione, evincing no concern whatsoever while he lay there purring, save to flex one large paw.

Neville knelt, as well. "Aw, come on, Trevor. You can ride in my nice warm pocket," he wheedled. "Trevor?"

A tiny toad face peeped out of Crookshanks' fur . . . only to pop right back into it.

Purr, purr, purrrrrr.

Hermione laughed and rose. "I suppose you'll just have to leave the happy couple alone—unless you want a scratch?"

"Stubborn toad!"

Comments

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a_boleyn
Apr. 3rd, 2012 01:07 pm (UTC)
This wins the award for the STRANGEST pairing I've ever read. There should be a picture of Trevor snuggling Crookshanks. Funny stuff. :)
iulia_linnea
Apr. 3rd, 2012 04:33 pm (UTC)
Hee! (Squid/Hogwarts is the strangest one I've ever written, I think.) Thank you. :D

I would love that picture. *wishes*
a_boleyn
Apr. 3rd, 2012 05:43 pm (UTC)
Just read it ... sweet story.
iulia_linnea
Apr. 3rd, 2012 06:25 pm (UTC)
Thanks!
dickgloucester
Apr. 3rd, 2012 01:28 pm (UTC)
*laughs*

i can has tode

my tode

yew baks rite off nao!

Very nice job with the bizarrest pairing I couold think of!
iulia_linnea
Apr. 3rd, 2012 04:35 pm (UTC)
Lolcat review FtW! :D

Thank you so much!
lunafish
Apr. 3rd, 2012 08:57 pm (UTC)
My goodness, I truly believe you really can write any pairing!

Oddly enough, this one's kind of sweet. :)
iulia_linnea
Apr. 4th, 2012 05:20 pm (UTC)
*blushes*

*\o/*
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