Built for the kill: I wouldn't have gotten on this bus, even during Shark Week.
Canadian bacon: Thank you, South Park.
Cthulhu Cosplay: Dedication, indeed! (But I hope he built in some fans.) On a related note, it's never too early to begin the indoctrination.
Dads are willing to do anything to help their kids: This comic reminds me of Shog.
Doctor Who/Harry Potter art! And a Harry Potter-related comic in which it's made clear that not everyone minds movie!canon's plans for Neville (SPOILERS for Deathly Hallow: Part II).
A dog and his toy: So cute!
Father and son: Because even clones can make good dads. (More cuteness.)
Fun with Tesco's spices: Naughty spelling—why do I never think to do things like this?
Going Rogue: No, Shog. Being your librarian's enough. ;)
A much more dramatic take on "Pigs in the Blanket": I'm doing this for my nieces.
My little witch: Ladybug!
A simple way to scare the shit out of the neighbors: I'd love to do this for myself; it would get me out in the garden, anyway. *g*
Voldemort and Harry's Epic Battle: The nose game never gets old. (See?) On a not-quite-related note: xkcd's Strunk and White comic will never get old, either.
I find this (NWS) product vaguely horrifying: The Va J-J Visor.
After seeing that, I need Snape's reassurance.