calmingshoggoth took my latest prompts poll, and despite my icon, I'm pretty sure that I can write his suggested threesome (all of his prompts followed a theme, so five points to the Malkavians for that). After the briefest discussion of how I might make his prompts work, we discovered that we both went to the exact same place, aaaaand that's why we're married. ;)

Of course, in spite of my confidence that I could make Shog's prompts work, I think the ficlet would be much better coming from a more crackalicious writer, someone like eeyore9990 or florahart (and to my mind, either of them would write a tremendous, real!Cookie-Monster-returns-to-rout-the-imposter!Cookie-Monster-who's-been-spreading-vile-lies-about-cookies-to-children fic. Seriously, cookies are not a "sometime thing" to the Cookie Monster! Oh, and speaking of that, I've purchased this shirt as part of Shog's Christmas. Shh!)

But I digress. I'm taking prompts, which I'll be answering in December. Right now, I'm wrapping Christmas presents and listening to the ever-festive and appropriate, A Very Scary Solstice (ooo! An Even Scarier Solstice! *adds to Christmas list*), from the same people who brought us the excellent, A Shoggoth on the Roof: The Musical. Given the way it's been raining, it is beginning to look a lot like fish-men!

Before I go, and because I'm becoming overwhelmed by links that I'd like to save (from Shog, of course), I shall share them:

The Adventures of Lil Cthulhu o.O

"Altar your thinking"—an interesting, comic-style wedding invitation.

On behalf of Calvin, all I can say is Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! (NWS.)

Deja Moo *snerk*

Did someone say Demotivator? Yep!

No, Emma Watson doesn't have a dick. But yes, soon I might want to put on my robe and wizard hat, too. *is bad* Probably NWS.

Galactica is ready—and so is Roslin. ;) NWS.

Garden Jawa! (Sooo much cooler than your average gnome.)

Ground Hog Day Fail (not what you think, and NWS).

Gusset fail! (And in related linking, reveal your shame!) Neither link is particularly WS.

Hobbits have slashy sex, but then, you knew that, didn't you? (Do I have to tell you that this isn't WS? I didn't think so.)

Kitty begging for food is adorable!

The Lung Flute: cool, if icky.

Have a nature vid (which Shog says is WS; I need to watch it when I'm not feeling so festive).

Never-before-seen 'Star Trek' pilot found (Is it the one in which K/S is more than a viewer fantasy? *whistles*)

This pitcher is udderly adorable, and useful, too!

I can't remember if I shared the Pixar Intro Parody or not, so have it again, with love from Shog. NWS, at least NW Appropriate.

Surprised kitty is also adorable. :D

Neat Twitter Avatars! (I've left Twitter, but I still think that these are cool.)

V (SPOILER!) is for boobies. *snicker* And no, probably NWS.

All right, that's enough of a break. *goes back to wrapping*