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Some links, courtesy of Shog (ETA)

Shatnerquake, by Jeff Burk: William Shatner? William Shatner. WILLIAM SHATNER!!!

It's the first ShatnerCon with William Shatner as the guest of honor! But after a failed terrorist attack by Campbellians, a crazy terrorist cult that worships Bruce Campbell, all of the characters ever played by William Shatner are suddenly sucked into our world. Their mission: hunt down and destroy the real William Shatner.

Featuring: Captain Kirk, TJ Hooker, Denny Crane, Rescue 911 Shatner, Singer Shatner, Shakespearean Shatner, Twilight Zone Shatner, Cartoon Kirk, Esperanto Shatner, Priceline Shatner, SNL Shatner, and - of course - William Shatner!

No costumed con-goer will be spared in their wave of destruction, no redshirt will make it out alive, and not even the Klingons will be able to stand up to a deranged Captain Kirk with a lightsaber. But these Shatner-clones are about to learn a hard lesson...that the real William Shatner doesn't take crap from anybody. Not even himself.

Speaking of crap, have you ever read SexInChrist.Com's article on Fisting and God's Will? o.O Apparently, couples (and that would be straight ones, btw) should undertake [a wife fisting her husband] only if their relationship is such that the husband can assume a submissive and passive role during a sexual act, while afterward still maintaining his role as the spiritual head of the household and leader in the marriage. *gags*

Lastly, this chandelier has been branded a Fail! but I think, in a playroom context, it would be made of win. ;)

P.S. Shatnerquest and Shatnerpocalypse, according to one Amazon reviewer (no, I'm not giving Amazon my money), will be forthcoming. *cackles*



( 6 comments — Leave a comment )
Jun. 21st, 2009 05:16 am (UTC)
Maybe the "fail" could be "win" if it were better hung ;) er, I mean Up rather than down?
Jun. 21st, 2009 06:04 am (UTC)
Jun. 21st, 2009 08:51 am (UTC)
Speaking of crap, have you ever read SexInChrist.Com's article on Fisting and God's Will?

*is struck dumb with horror*

I clicked on this even though I knew it would horrify me (which it did). 'o.O' about sums up my reaction... seriously, words fail me.
Jun. 21st, 2009 10:43 pm (UTC)
o.O is about my reaction, too. Just . . . wtf?!
Jun. 21st, 2009 02:35 pm (UTC)

Chandelier....giggles hysterically

Fisting and God's Will...why oh why did I click on that link. Smacks self up the back of the head!!!!
Jun. 21st, 2009 10:39 pm (UTC)
Oh, I know. o.O
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