It's the first ShatnerCon with William Shatner as the guest of honor! But after a failed terrorist attack by Campbellians, a crazy terrorist cult that worships Bruce Campbell, all of the characters ever played by William Shatner are suddenly sucked into our world. Their mission: hunt down and destroy the real William Shatner.
Featuring: Captain Kirk, TJ Hooker, Denny Crane, Rescue 911 Shatner, Singer Shatner, Shakespearean Shatner, Twilight Zone Shatner, Cartoon Kirk, Esperanto Shatner, Priceline Shatner, SNL Shatner, and - of course - William Shatner!
No costumed con-goer will be spared in their wave of destruction, no redshirt will make it out alive, and not even the Klingons will be able to stand up to a deranged Captain Kirk with a lightsaber. But these Shatner-clones are about to learn a hard lesson...that the real William Shatner doesn't take crap from anybody. Not even himself.
Speaking of crap, have you ever read SexInChrist.Com's article on Fisting and God's Will? o.O Apparently, couples (and that would be straight ones, btw) should undertake [a wife fisting her husband] only if their relationship is such that the husband can assume a submissive and passive role during a sexual act, while afterward still maintaining his role as the spiritual head of the household and leader in the marriage. *gags*
Lastly, this chandelier has been branded a Fail! but I think, in a playroom context, it would be made of win. ;)
P.S. Shatnerquest and Shatnerpocalypse, according to one Amazon reviewer (no, I'm not giving Amazon my money), will be forthcoming. *cackles*