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Feeling rough around the edges? (WS razor commercial, auto-plays.)

P.S. Okay, so sort of fandom-y: Just imagine Hermione's reaction to this ad. No, really! It could be fun . . . .

P.P.S. Shog sent me this link, as it happens. His disgusted comment? "'All I need to do to feel good is to change myself'."

My response: ". . . 'is to make my bush manageable for my man', I think you mean."

We've tabled our discussion of the sexist and racial issues for when we can get the tune out of our heads.

P.P.P.S. I really will stop editing this post, eventually, but Shiv has taken the Hermione challenge!


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Apr. 3rd, 2009 07:23 am (UTC)
Tulips on the mound is inspired...
Apr. 3rd, 2009 07:31 am (UTC)
. . . if not one of the oldest of little boy puns around. *snerk* I can't stop humming the the damn song! And I really want someone to drabble Hermione's reaction to it, someone far more clever than I. *eyes you*
Apr. 3rd, 2009 07:46 am (UTC)
But the visual pun!

“You know Ronald, it is a bit rich for you to insist that I mow the lawn, when you shed your ginger pubes like a kneazle. I sat in a meeting yesterday, and there one was, glinting at me from my sleeve. So, I’ll make you a deal – I’ll shave mine when you shave yours.”

Ron was stupid enough to try it.

He had no explanation for why he kept wriggling round on his seat at work, but the rumour mill filled in the gaps.

No one was surprised when Hermione left him. He’d clearly picked up some social contagion.
Apr. 3rd, 2009 07:52 am (UTC)

It was not that blond pubes were less visible, but Lucius at least had a shaving kink.

There was something deeply erotic about the way he’d lie back and allow her to work over him with a stiff bristled brush, some shaving foam, and a cutthroat razor ghosting over the skin of his groin, rendering his skin smooth and his cock as hard as a rock.

It was a powerful sign of trust, and she loved the sense of control his surrender gave her. Truly, when you had a man by the short and curlies, you really had his attention.
Apr. 3rd, 2009 07:58 am (UTC)

Er, yes! Excellent. :D I'm going to point people below. ;)
Apr. 3rd, 2009 12:09 pm (UTC)
ooh, la, la- Now I'm going to be thinking about Lucuis' cock all day while I'm working. Not a bad thing, but it might give me a smile at an inappropriate moment.
Apr. 3rd, 2009 12:19 pm (UTC)
Lucius' cock thanks you for the consideration
Apr. 3rd, 2009 08:10 am (UTC)
I forgot to say, yes, the visual pun amused the hell out of me. Mom's since woken up because of the song, looked at it, and made a clucking sound. *snerk*
Apr. 3rd, 2009 08:34 am (UTC)
I played the video for palmer_kun, and this was his response. It's a little immature, but not graphic, and very funny.

Plus, I think it nicely cancels out the 'girl-parts-are-weird' vibe I got from all of that lawn-mowing talk.
Apr. 3rd, 2009 08:41 am (UTC)
I've seen that vid. ;) But you know, I didn't get the girl-parts-are-weird vibe from the mowing one; it's kind of celebratory in a got-keep-the-field-clean-for-my-man kind of way. Of course, when I think about that, it pisses me off. *goes to watch jizz vid again*
Apr. 4th, 2009 09:47 am (UTC)
I guess the vibe was, more specifically, girl-parts-OMG-gotta-get-it-cleaner.

It just had me thinking of the gross things newly-teenaged boys love to say about vaginas. Smelly, looks weird, it'll bite your johnson off (VAGINA DENTATA RUN FOR THE HILLS), blah blah blah. The commercial seems to have been written by some jingle-dude who just never quite got over his fear of bush and what it may hide.

I may be over-analysing... *goes to watch jizz vid again too*
Apr. 4th, 2009 07:48 pm (UTC)
I don't disagree about the keeping it clean vibe. It annoys the hell out of me; does the writer do the same? I doubt it. >:(
Apr. 3rd, 2009 12:36 pm (UTC)
Umm. Wow. The pink lawnmowers and everything...
Apr. 3rd, 2009 11:11 pm (UTC)
I know! *boggles*
Apr. 3rd, 2009 04:25 pm (UTC)
I understand that companies are desperate to get me to spend my $ on their product, but - bwah? I don't ever think I'll be able to - oh, I give up!

I'm gonna go for Shiv's visuals instead...
Apr. 3rd, 2009 11:15 pm (UTC)
Excellent plan!
Apr. 3rd, 2009 11:52 pm (UTC)
It probably wouldn't have me stuttering so much except for the fact that now that my son's are grown and mostly not around, this means that I get stuck with the majority of the yard work. Oh, the stupid jingle and the mental --- rrrrrr.
Apr. 4th, 2009 01:19 am (UTC)
I'm still boggling, too. How does something like this get approved?! So much fail!
Apr. 3rd, 2009 10:51 pm (UTC)
Home now and downloaded the video- WTF WTF WTF- I can't believe that this was even made, never mind shown! it horrid in so many f-ing ways. The bloody pussy cat even gets shaved and the scene with varying races - bigger and smaller bushes!!! Oh and different shaped topiaries. Lord love us, glad I don't watch tv anymore.
Are you sure this isn't an April fool- SNopes?
Apr. 3rd, 2009 11:17 pm (UTC)
I don't think it's a joke. People were commenting about having seen it aired on the YouTube page I went to (I wanted to embed the vid, but the sound didn't work at the YouTube link). Apparently, there is a U.S. version, but I've never seen it. O.o
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