Feeling rough around the edges? (WS razor commercial, auto-plays.)
P.S. Okay, so sort of fandom-y: Just imagine Hermione's reaction to this ad. No, really! It could be fun . . . .
P.P.S. Shog sent me this link, as it happens. His disgusted comment? "'All I need to do to feel good is to change myself'."
My response: ". . . 'is to make my bush manageable for my man', I think you mean."
We've tabled our discussion of the sexist and racial issues for when we can get the tune out of our heads.
P.P.P.S. I really will stop editing this post, eventually, but Shiv has taken the Hermione challenge!
P.S. Okay, so sort of fandom-y: Just imagine Hermione's reaction to this ad. No, really! It could be fun . . . .
P.P.S. Shog sent me this link, as it happens. His disgusted comment? "'All I need to do to feel good is to change myself'."
My response: ". . . 'is to make my bush manageable for my man', I think you mean."
We've tabled our discussion of the sexist and racial issues for when we can get the tune out of our heads.
P.P.P.S. I really will stop editing this post, eventually, but Shiv has taken the Hermione challenge!
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“You know Ronald, it is a bit rich for you to insist that I mow the lawn, when you shed your ginger pubes like a kneazle. I sat in a meeting yesterday, and there one was, glinting at me from my sleeve. So, I’ll make you a deal – I’ll shave mine when you shave yours.”
Ron was stupid enough to try it.
He had no explanation for why he kept wriggling round on his seat at work, but the rumour mill filled in the gaps.
No one was surprised when Hermione left him. He’d clearly picked up some social contagion.
It was not that blond pubes were less visible, but Lucius at least had a shaving kink.
There was something deeply erotic about the way he’d lie back and allow her to work over him with a stiff bristled brush, some shaving foam, and a cutthroat razor ghosting over the skin of his groin, rendering his skin smooth and his cock as hard as a rock.
It was a powerful sign of trust, and she loved the sense of control his surrender gave her. Truly, when you had a man by the short and curlies, you really had his attention.
Er, yes! Excellent. :D I'm going to point people below. ;)
Plus, I think it nicely cancels out the 'girl-parts-are-weird' vibe I got from all of that lawn-mowing talk.
It just had me thinking of the gross things newly-teenaged boys love to say about vaginas. Smelly, looks weird, it'll bite your johnson off (VAGINA DENTATA RUN FOR THE HILLS), blah blah blah. The commercial seems to have been written by some jingle-dude who just never quite got over his fear of bush and what it may hide.
I may be over-analysing... *goes to watch jizz vid again too*
I'm gonna go for Shiv's visuals instead...
Are you sure this isn't an April fool- SNopes?