P.S. Okay, so sort of fandom-y: Just imagine Hermione's reaction to this ad. No, really! It could be fun . . . .
P.P.S. Shog sent me this link, as it happens. His disgusted comment? "'All I need to do to feel good is to change myself'."
My response: ". . . 'is to make my bush manageable for my man', I think you mean."
We've tabled our discussion of the sexist and racial issues for when we can get the tune out of our heads.
P.P.P.S. I really will stop editing this post, eventually, but Shiv has taken the Hermione challenge!