November 6th, 2020

Pairing Whore Penguins

All for Our Country

Right now, poll workers across the country are catching hell for being "slow," but I'm glad that they're taking their time to be scrupulous and exact, and I'm grateful to them for it. No matter what some people might say or do to disrupt our political process, it's a relief to know that it's continuing honestly and as quickly as it reasonably can with so many valid, absentee ballots remaining to be counted. Thank you for your service, poll workers!