January 18th, 2017

Severus [Love Mark]

Poll results: Here's how you take your Snape!

The majority of people who took the How do you take your Snape? poll prefer their Snape in any fan works at all!

That said, Snarry and Snermione tied as the pairings in which the majority of poll-takers take their Snape.

Of those of us who answered the portmanteau question, I take Snanything, honeymink takes Sninny, sigune creates Snape/OFC, kitty_fic takes Drapery or Snarco (Snarco! Love it!), too_dle_oo takes Snacklebolt and Snupin, perverse_idyll takes Snagonagall (which just trips off the tongue, doesn't it? :D), accioslash takes Snape/Petunia (Snatunia?), reynardo refuses to limit herself and demands Snolyamory! (\o/), teryarel takes SnOC (i.e. Snofc and Snomc), and eclecticbv takes Snemus. *dances*

Snape, for most of us, cries only under very specific circumstances. That said, sachael is confident enough to assert that Tears are for the weak.

And Snape's ticky is none of your concern, but kitty_fic and I dare to say that it is bigger than yours!

Thanks for playing, all!
Severus [Love Mark]

POLL: How would Severus answer the Liptonian version of the Proust Questionnaire?

I'm feeling silly while waiting for Shog to try and repair his old phone's screen before we go out to dinner, so here is my version of Severus' answers to the Liptonian version of the Proust Questionnaire:

  1. What is your favorite word? Pork.

  2. What is your least favorite word? Potter.

  3. What turns you on? [Muffled].

  4. What turns you off? Potter.

  5. What sound or noise do you love? [Muffled]'s voice.

  6. What sound or noise do you hate? Potter's voice.

  7. What is your favorite curse word? Potter!

  8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Spellcrafting.

  9. What profession would you not like to do? Teaching.

  10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? "I apologise."
Disagree with my version of Severus' answers? Let's see your version!

Poll #2061500 Your version of Severus’ answers to the Liptonian version of the Proust Questionnaire
This poll is closed.

What is Severus' favorite word?

What is Severus' least favorite word?

What turns Severus on?

What turns Severus off?

What sound or noise does Severus love?

What sound or noise does Severus hate?

What is Severus' favorite curse word?

What profession other than his own would Severus like to attempt?

What profession would Severus not like to do?

If heaven exists, what would Severus like to hear God say when he arrives at the pearly gates?