Thrust (PG-13; OMC, Severus, implied Snarry; 100 words): Severus takes a moment to understand the thrust of the matter.
"Go away, disembodied head. I'm busy."
"Mr. Potter requested I contact you at your office."
"To ask if you'd come through to Healer Heath's office."
Severus scowled. "And who is that?"
"Mr. Potter's andrologist, who specializes in—"
"Men's heath," Severus snapped. "Is this to do with the physical exam for our bonding ceremony?"
"I wouldn't think so, sir. In this case, 'andrologist' is to wizards' health as 'gynaecologist' is to witches'."
"Fuck!" Severus shouted, leaping to his feet and rushing the Floo.
Yes, I imagine so, thought Willard, as he thrust himself out of Mr. Snape's way.