Severus and Hermione, sittin' in a tree, . . .
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
1(11.1%)
shagging!
0(0.0%)
ingredient collecting!
6(66.7%)
spying on the neighbors!
0(0.0%)
reading!
2(22.2%)
First comes . . .
love
1(12.5%)
sex
0(0.0%)
working together
2(25.0%)
arguing
4(50.0%)
solitary pursuit
1(12.5%)
. . . then comes . . .
marriage
1(11.1%)
an arrangement
0(0.0%)
partnership
3(33.3%)
snarking
2(22.2%)
avoiding one another
3(33.3%)
. . . then comes . . . !
the baby in the baby carriage!
1(12.5%)
the pregnancy scare in the laboratory!
1(12.5%)
the UST in the office!
1(12.5%)
the dramatically resolved sexual tension wherever they happen to be!
2(25.0%)
the finding of common ground!
3(37.5%)
Ticky . . .
doesn't need to rhyme; Ticky has romance!
4(25.0%)
is DTF!
1(6.2%)
loves a good working relationship!
3(18.8%)
enjoys a good snark-and-shag session!
4(25.0%)
appreciates gen sitches, too!
4(25.0%)
By the by, there are loads of lovely
