Another volley in my and Shog's Sorting argument
Shog: "I see that you've broken out your Gryffindor scarf—which you obviously stole from their common room."
Me: "Who's to say I didn't come by it honestly by fucking a Gryffindor?"
Shog: "It wasn't me."
Me: "I know."
Shog: "Badgers rule. All others drool!"