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Shog wanted to play a 20-minute round of Stump the Pairing Whore (our version of Word War) this evening. He lost.

Green Fairy Sausage Dreams Can Come True (R; Hermione/Severus, others; 100 words): Severus resolves to have strange dreams more often.


"No, Mr Grawp!" Winky called through the trees, floating in the viscinity of the giant's nose. "You is making a dreadful mess!"

Attempting to look past the house-elf, Severus asked, "What has he done?"

"Professor Snape, make Winky big!"

Severus watched himself hand Winky a potion. She drank it, enlarged to Grawpian proportions, and then . . . .

Lap! Lap! Lap!

"Merlin!" Severus exclaimed, sitting up in bed abruptly.

"Too much sausage?" Hermione mumbled.

"Too much reminiscing with your friends over absinthe."

Hermione listened to Severus' dream and then laughed. "Severus?"

"What?"

"Is this your way of asking me to suck you off?"

Comments

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a_boleyn
Jul. 26th, 2016 12:34 am (UTC)
Bizzare ... last time I had those kind of weird thoughts/kaleidoscope dreams I was on pain meds.
iulia_linnea
Jul. 26th, 2016 12:53 am (UTC)
Hee! I've had similarly bizarre dreams for the same reason.
mywitch
Jul. 26th, 2016 01:23 am (UTC)
Lol crack-licious!
iulia_linnea
Jul. 26th, 2016 01:28 am (UTC)
*glee*
eoforyth
Jul. 26th, 2016 02:58 am (UTC)
*snort* That really is an image I could have done without, though.
iulia_linnea
Jul. 26th, 2016 03:36 am (UTC)
Imagine how Severus feels. ;)
too_dle_oo
Jul. 29th, 2016 12:31 am (UTC)
Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

OMG. Truly horrifying and hilarious!
iulia_linnea
Jul. 29th, 2016 01:27 am (UTC)
Thank you! :D
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