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I've found religion, the Blessed Church of Snarry, to be exact, in churchofsnarry. Come worship the Holy Pairing with me!

Psalm 23 for my Snarry Sistren

The Snarry is my OTP; I shall not want for slash.

It maketh me to lie down in myriad positions; It provideth me with the Holy Fluid.

It restoreth my libido; It guideth me in kinky scenarios for Its name's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of het, I will fear no girl parts, for Snarry art saves me; Its cocks and Its balls, they comfort me.

Snarry inspirest a fic before me in the presence of Harry/Ginny 'shippers; It hast awakened my body with gaysex; my desire runneth freely.

Surely Harry and Snape shall arouse me all the nights of my life; and I shall dwell on the joys of the Snarry for ever.

Ah, men!

Here is an .mp3 of my devotional reading of the prayer.

Comments

stasia
Oct. 28th, 2005 04:30 am (UTC)
Boggles
... the Holy Fluid?

*sporfles*

Oh my. I needed this laugh. Thank you for showing me the Light and teaching me the Good Word. I shall go forth and ... Witness.

*saves to hard drive and worships*

Stasia
iulia_linnea
Oct. 28th, 2005 04:50 am (UTC)
Re: Boggles
So, brother to brethren, sister to sisteren? I'm rethinking sistheren. And you're welcome. ;) You should check out the comm. *smooches*