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I've found religion, the Blessed Church of Snarry, to be exact, in churchofsnarry. Come worship the Holy Pairing with me!

Psalm 23 for my Snarry Sistren

The Snarry is my OTP; I shall not want for slash.

It maketh me to lie down in myriad positions; It provideth me with the Holy Fluid.

It restoreth my libido; It guideth me in kinky scenarios for Its name's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of het, I will fear no girl parts, for Snarry art saves me; Its cocks and Its balls, they comfort me.

Snarry inspirest a fic before me in the presence of Harry/Ginny 'shippers; It hast awakened my body with gaysex; my desire runneth freely.

Surely Harry and Snape shall arouse me all the nights of my life; and I shall dwell on the joys of the Snarry for ever.

Ah, men!

Here is an .mp3 of my devotional reading of the prayer.

Comments

fodirteg
Oct. 28th, 2005 03:30 am (UTC)
um. He'd likely not be amused. I'm amused enough for him, though. (He's a member of a very conservative church that does a LOT of proselytizing. but I don't think he'd want me to spread the Gospel of the OTP.)
iulia_linnea
Oct. 28th, 2005 04:18 am (UTC)
And you're reading this at work? Brave woman! You clean your cache, etc., right?
fodirteg
Oct. 28th, 2005 04:58 am (UTC)
Not all that brave... but maybe latent Slytherin? Boss set up very strong filters on work computers (that's fine, his property/business/etc.) My job entails LOTS of sitting around just waiting for all hell to break loose, and I'm allowed to surf, or whatever, as long as I stay available at my desk.

Anyway, since filters are so strong I can't go to much of anywhere online, I asked for, and got permission to bring in my own laptop, which I use for whatever I like. I'm just careful if anyone else is likely to come look over my shoulder.
iulia_linnea
Oct. 28th, 2005 04:59 am (UTC)
Excellent sneakiness on your part!