Iulia Linnea (iulia_linnea) wrote,
Iulia Linnea

Psalm 23 for my Snarry Sistren (NC-17; 120 words)

I've found religion, the Blessed Church of Snarry, to be exact, in churchofsnarry. Come worship the Holy Pairing with me!

Psalm 23 for my Snarry Sistren

The Snarry is my OTP; I shall not want for slash.

It maketh me to lie down in myriad positions; It provideth me with the Holy Fluid.

It restoreth my libido; It guideth me in kinky scenarios for Its name's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of het, I will fear no girl parts, for Snarry art saves me; Its cocks and Its balls, they comfort me.

Snarry inspirest a fic before me in the presence of Harry/Ginny 'shippers; It hast awakened my body with gaysex; my desire runneth freely.

Surely Harry and Snape shall arouse me all the nights of my life; and I shall dwell on the joys of the Snarry for ever.

Ah, men!

Here is an .mp3 of my devotional reading of the prayer.
Tags: audio, drabbles/ficlets, snarry

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