Psalm 23 for my Snarry Sistren
The Snarry is my OTP; I shall not want for slash.
It maketh me to lie down in myriad positions; It provideth me with the Holy Fluid.
It restoreth my libido; It guideth me in kinky scenarios for Its name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of het, I will fear no girl parts, for Snarry art saves me; Its cocks and Its balls, they comfort me.
Snarry inspirest a fic before me in the presence of Harry/Ginny 'shippers; It hast awakened my body with gaysex; my desire runneth freely.
Surely Harry and Snape shall arouse me all the nights of my life; and I shall dwell on the joys of the Snarry for ever.
Here is an .mp3 of my devotional reading of the prayer.