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I wrote this while trying to come up with SS/HG Exchange prompts.

Off-Colour (G; Severus/Hermione, Original Male Character; 100 words)

"Dad! You've got to see this!"

Suspicious, Hermione closed her book and rose.

"The specimen is adequate."

"But it's huge," Sam protested.

"While its length and girth are above average," Severus replied, "there is room for improvement."

Her eyes widening, Hermione joined them. "What are you two discuss—oh, that's vile!"

"Only see how the colour is off," Severus continued, as he and Sam gazed into the bowl.

"It's not vile, Mum. It's my best one, yet!"

"It's disgusting."

Severus smirked. "Well, you did want me to encourage him to eat more veg, and this is how we're tracking his efforts."

Comments

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eoforyth
May. 2nd, 2012 03:22 pm (UTC)
You know, I'd be laughing wildly if I hadn't had Hermione's experience in the last couple of days.
iulia_linnea
May. 2nd, 2012 03:27 pm (UTC)
Oh, dear. *hugs you*
shiv5468
May. 2nd, 2012 03:30 pm (UTC)
Snort. Good grief, the thing is I can see this working.
iulia_linnea
May. 2nd, 2012 03:31 pm (UTC)
Hee! Boys are disgusting; of course it would work.
dreamy_dragon73
May. 2nd, 2012 10:18 pm (UTC)
~gigglesnorts~
Clever Severus!
iulia_linnea
May. 3rd, 2012 10:22 am (UTC)
*glee*
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