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majmunka prompted me with Snape/Luna naming, accident, slippers.

Happy Wife, Happy Life (PG; Severus/Luna, original Kneazle; 100 words): It takes less time to train a Kneazle than it does a husband.

"—no accident, Luna! That Kneazle hates me!"

"No, Severus, he doesn't hate you. You Bastard just wanted attention."

"Well, pissing in my slippers was the wrong way to 'request' it."

"I should have the naming of our next Kneazle."

"There's not going to be a—why?"

Luna stroked You Bastard, who sat, with an air of complete unconcern, in her lap. "Kneazles tend to live up to their names, and no one likes to be neglected."

Severus blinked. "Luna, did you want my attention?" he asked, sitting down next to her.

Luna beamed at him . . . and slipped You Bastard a treat.

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satismagic
Apr. 17th, 2012 05:09 pm (UTC)
LOL! Brilliant. I adore You Bastard. And Luna.
iulia_linnea
Apr. 19th, 2012 08:04 pm (UTC)
So much yay! Thank you. :D
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iulia_linnea
Apr. 19th, 2012 08:04 pm (UTC)
Hee! Yes. :D

Thank you!
dickgloucester
Apr. 17th, 2012 07:58 pm (UTC)
Hee! Trust Luna to communicate clearly via the most indirect route.
iulia_linnea
Apr. 19th, 2012 08:04 pm (UTC)
*giggles*

Thanks! That's about right. :D
lunafish
Apr. 18th, 2012 01:53 am (UTC)
LOL, what an appropriate name for Snape's cat--but his actions serve Severus right for naming him that! And in any case, looks like Luna's going to make up for it. :)
iulia_linnea
Apr. 19th, 2012 08:05 pm (UTC)
I can just see Severus naming him. :P

*glee*
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