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calmingshoggoth prompted me with Diagon Alley wall/Hagrid/Diagon Alley street: streetwalker, via erectus, and rapacious need.

Y'all blame him for this, ya hear?

Need (NC-17; Diagon Alley Wall/Hagrid/Diagon Alley Street; 150 words)

Rapacious need drove Hagrid from the Leaky Cauldron, need that could only be slaked in Knocturn Alley, where he knew a streetwalker who knew a charm. Unfortunately, he got the taps wrong, and the Diagon Alley wall barely opened. Not to be thwarted in his purpose, Hagrid hastily unbuttoned his trousers, cast a Cushioning Charm, and thrust his prick into the hole.

"Anyone beyond will jus' have to wait on the via erectus!" he exclaimed, groaning as he fucked the opening—only to gasp as something rough began to wank him.

It wasn't long before he was shuddering through his orgasm and the wall opened. Steadying himself, Hagrid looked down to see the cobblestones of the Diagon Alley street retract, flatten, and then hop up with an Urp!

"Didn't know I knew that spell," he muttered, tucking himself away as he stared at the glistening cobbles in fascination. "Thanks fer swallowin'."

Comments

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eoforyth
Mar. 27th, 2012 02:42 pm (UTC)
O.O

Well, it's nice to know it isn't just my man that thinks up the most... odd prompts and ideas for fics :D (I admit to laughing, though)
iulia_linnea
Mar. 27th, 2012 03:40 pm (UTC)
Ha! I'm glad I'm not alone in that. :D
dickgloucester
Mar. 27th, 2012 02:59 pm (UTC)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
iulia_linnea
Mar. 27th, 2012 03:42 pm (UTC)
*snickers*
a_boleyn
Mar. 27th, 2012 09:57 pm (UTC)
This has got to be the funniest story I've read in a long time ... and I don't mean ha-ha funny, but umm ... strange funny.
iulia_linnea
Mar. 27th, 2012 10:02 pm (UTC)
That's Shog for you. ;)
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