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1. celandineb prompted me with Luna/Ron: spook.

Even Messier (PG; Luna/Ron; 100 words)

Rap! Rap! Rap!

"Come in!" Luna called. As she heard the knob turn, she thought, I really shouldn't have left this to the last minute. I need thirteen for the party. Perhaps whoever that is will—

"Bloody hell!"

Standing over the half-carved pumpkin, Luna looked up to see Ronald gaping at her. "What's the matter? You look like you've just seen a spook."

Ronald continued to stare at her—well, at her breasts, really. The rest of her was hidden behind the pumpkin.

"C—clothes?" he managed to ask.

"Oh, those. I don't wear them when I'm carving. They make things even messier."

2. alisanne prompted me with George/Hermione: pumpkin patch.

An Unexpected Payment (G; George/Hermione; 100 words)

With every intention of sulking as the noise of Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes' annual Halloween bash became a bit too much to take, George slipped outside the shop and scrambled up the ladder to its rooftop garden-cum-laboratory. He found that he wasn't alone. Hermione, appearing as overwhelmed as George felt, was standing amidst the pumpkin patch.

"I see you've realised your error," he said.

"These will explode if I touch them, won't they?"

George grinned. "Only the ripe ones."

"George, get me out of this patch at once!"

"Sure," he told her, his spirits lifting, "but it'll cost you a kiss."

3. [info]singingotter prompted me with Harry/Draco: explosive, pink, and pumpkin.

A Patch of Trouble (PG; Harry/Draco; 100 words)

Harry hadn't thought to warn Draco about George's pumpkin patch, which was stupid, considering that they'd agreed to meet there. Perhaps there's still ti—

"Why didn't you tell me that the pink ones were explosive?"

Thinking quickly as bits of pumpkin flesh fell from Draco's ruined robes, Harry said, "Because I knew it'd be the fastest way to get you naked?"

He made it a question because Draco often enjoyed answering those.

"Well then," Draco replied, wiping a hand over his face, "come and clean me up—but wandlessly!"

Harry grinned. "Really? I was actually looking forward to using my wand."

4. [info]aigooism prompted me with Neville/Draco: invisible, penis, ghost.

Trick and Treat (NC-17; Draco/Neville; 100 words)

"Oh, yeah, just a little more. Just—"

"Who's there?" Draco demanded, as he entered the boys' loo and brandished his wand in Neville's general direction.

Thanks to one of Luna's spells, Neville was essential invisible as he stood there, naked with his prick in hand. He froze.

"I said, who's there?" Draco repeated, walking forward.

"J—just a ghost!" Neville exclaimed, as Draco walked into his erection— which would have deflated had not Draco also reached out to seize his penis. Fuck!

As he stroked, Draco murmured, "Never met a ghost in this state before. What should I do about it?"

5. [info]eoforyth prompted me with cabbage.

A Dangerous Apology (PG-13; Severus/Hermione; 100 words)

Severus knew that he had a lot to make up for. While he had cooked dinner as Hermione had suggested, it had not sat well with her. That is to say, it sat fine, heavily, in fact, and would not be moved. Well, there was some movement, but his commenting upon it had only got him in even more trouble.

Ffffft!

Severus snorted.

"It's your fault that I can't stop! What kind of man considers cabbage a romantic meal?"

"An idiot."

"Yes! And one who hasn't even apologised!"

"Let me do that now?" Severus asked, sliding down between Hermione's knees.

Comments

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eoforyth
Oct. 17th, 2011 10:48 pm (UTC)
Dangerous indeed! Hehe, I left the character choice open, but you chose my favourite pairing anyway (anyone would think I was obsessed with SS/HG).

Just a couple of days after I first met him and before he knew I couldn't eat pork, the man I now call husband invited me to join him for a dinner of pork gruel, so I appreciate the odd choice for a romantic meal :D
iulia_linnea
Oct. 19th, 2011 05:10 pm (UTC)
I thought you might approve of the pairing. ;)

Pork gruel? *giggles* Men.
aigooism
Oct. 18th, 2011 01:39 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Homg, I like how you interpreted mine LOLOL.
iulia_linnea
Oct. 19th, 2011 05:11 pm (UTC)
I'm so glad! Thanks for prompting me. :D
shiv5468
Oct. 18th, 2011 06:42 am (UTC)
I'm not sure Severus really wants to be there!
iulia_linnea
Oct. 19th, 2011 05:12 pm (UTC)
Ha! I know. :D
singingotter
Oct. 19th, 2011 01:10 pm (UTC)
thank you, thank you! It's the first time I offer a prompt, I'm very glad you picked it!
iulia_linnea
Oct. 19th, 2011 05:17 pm (UTC)
You're so welcome! I enjoyed your prompt. :D
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