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Up to Revenge at the Garden Party (PG-13; Snuna, implied Drarry; 100 words): Follows Up to No Good at the Garden Party.

"Oh, Severus, how wonderful!"

"Not that I mind your affection, but what—"

"I know about the uncles! It's lovely of you to have agreed to help Harry and Draco with their fertility potions, and in the traditional manner, as well!"

"I beg your—"

"There's no need to beg me for anything. Of course I don't mind. Collecting the necessary semen should be done by hand, and it's not cheating if done for ritualistic purposes."

"Luna, what—"

"I'm glad you're going to help them in spite of your phallus aversion. I'm so proud of you!"

"Fuck."

"Here? Well, if you insist."

Author's note: Uncles have bigger . . . brains than 'ncles. >:)

Comments

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arynwy
Jun. 28th, 2010 09:24 pm (UTC)
Regarding the author's note: Hee!
iulia_linnea
Jun. 29th, 2010 02:17 am (UTC)
*smooches*
shiv5468
Jun. 28th, 2010 09:48 pm (UTC)
Snerfles. Oh dear.
iulia_linnea
Jun. 29th, 2010 02:17 am (UTC)
*twirls*
talesofsnape
Jun. 29th, 2010 06:42 am (UTC)
Snicker! Poor Severus, but I'm sure Luna will provide sufficient distraction to adequately compensate him for the experience.
iulia_linnea
Jun. 29th, 2010 09:50 am (UTC)
One hopes so. *snickers*
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