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Shog prompted me with Snuna: aunt and "'ncle": "What's an 'uncle?" (Yes, Shog's already had a prompt answered this month, but he's in possession of my favourite 'ncle. *whistles*)

Up to No Good at the Garden Party (G; Rose, Hugo, and Uncle Sev; 100 words)

"Wanna go look for some 'ncles, Rose?"

"What's an 'ncle?"

"I heard Aunt Luna saying 'ncles are like ants, but with large phalluses."

"What're phalluses?"

"Don't know. Wanna go ask Dad?"

"No, he gets red when we ask him 'bout stuff Aunt Luna says."

"Mum, then?"

"Her answer'll be too long."

"Ahem."

"Uncle Sev! Do you know what a phallus is?"

"Where did you hear that word?"

"From Aunt Luna."

"Ah."

"D'you know what one is?"

"A phallus is . . . a creature of small brain that constantly seeks heat. Go ask your Uncles Draco and Harry where you might find one."

Comments

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opaljade
Jun. 19th, 2010 01:52 am (UTC)
Just perfect! Love it. :D
iulia_linnea
Jun. 22nd, 2010 03:56 pm (UTC)
Yay!
shiv5468
Jun. 19th, 2010 06:26 am (UTC)
Gigglesnort
iulia_linnea
Jun. 22nd, 2010 03:57 pm (UTC)
*glee*
nocturnus33
Jun. 19th, 2010 01:30 pm (UTC)
Hahahahahaha
iulia_linnea
Jun. 22nd, 2010 03:57 pm (UTC)
*glee*
talesofsnape
Jun. 20th, 2010 07:00 pm (UTC)
Smirk! Trust Severus to come up with an answer that's completely misleading but perfectly true.
iulia_linnea
Jun. 22nd, 2010 04:06 pm (UTC)
*glee*
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