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I've offered ficlets to people who bid on my livelongnmarry auctions but didn't win, and I'll be posting these ficlets as I write them. Thank you, bidders!

2. lilyeyes prompted me with Harry/Snape trying something new.

Bedrooms and Broomsticks (PG-13; Snarry; 250 words): Severus gets his 'stick in a twist over Harry's admiration of another flyer.

The first time they'd tried it, Severus had lost his grip and Harry had plunged into the lake. The Giant Squid hadn't been amused.

In the wake of their second attempt, the Obliviators had had a hell of a time dealing with everyone who'd seen a half-nude man flying haphazardly over Muggle Scotland while clinging to a broomstick.

Something had gone wrong with the modified Golden Snitch they'd brought along on their third attempt, and Severus had refused to bottom ever since.

The fourth time that Severus brought up the idea, they fought:

"—wouldn't thrash about so much, it would work!"

"I still have sucker marks, and you're still walking funny! Besides, if we keep at this, sooner or later someone's going to catch us. Why does every time have to be new all of a sudden? Am I boring you? Is that it?"

"Don't be an idiot."

"I'm an idiot because I'd rather save flying for Quidditch and—"

"You're an idiot because it was your idea and now you won't see it through."

"Hey, you're the one who fancies playing 'Super Wizard'."

Severus rolled over and muttered, "Get out."

"No. These are my chambers. You get out."

"Why? Expecting Mr 'Amazing Aerial Acrobatics' Krum, are you?"

"You know," Harry said, as realisation dawned, "when I said that Viktor's flying was like watching sex on a broomstick, I didn't mean for you to show me what it would be like without one. I'm happy playing with yours in the bedroom."

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iulia_linnea
Jul. 19th, 2008 10:05 pm (UTC)
*giggles*

Thank you! :D
lilyeyes
Jul. 19th, 2008 03:06 pm (UTC)
LMAO - Excellent! I love Jealous!Snape! Thank you so much!
iulia_linnea
Jul. 19th, 2008 10:13 pm (UTC)
You're welcome! I'm pleased that you enjoyed it; your prompt was fun. :D
fodirteg
Jul. 19th, 2008 03:15 pm (UTC)
So funny. I can now almost see Ron & Severus sitting down together to bitch about Krum over a pint or two.

I'm sure more than one of your fans is (ahem) tickled by the inclusion of a sex toy!Snitch, too. ;)
iulia_linnea
Jul. 19th, 2008 10:14 pm (UTC)
Ha! That would be fun!

Shog is due all "blame" for the Snitch; you know his fascination. ;)
fodirteg
Jul. 19th, 2008 10:40 pm (UTC)
Hee. I had a suspicion. ;)
venturous1
Jul. 19th, 2008 03:19 pm (UTC)
*VBG* that is hilarious, and somehow totally believable. Well, I am gullible that way!

"I still have sucker marks, and you're still walking funny! " rofl!
iulia_linnea
Jul. 19th, 2008 10:15 pm (UTC)
*glee*

The poor squid, minding his own business . . . . *cackles*
betelin_notecor
Jul. 19th, 2008 05:08 pm (UTC)
Hee! Jealous!Snape is love! XD

And what an awesome ficlet. Totally hilarious!
iulia_linnea
Jul. 19th, 2008 10:17 pm (UTC)
Thank you! *dances*
uninhibited333
Jul. 19th, 2008 07:24 pm (UTC)
I really don't have time to leave a proper review, but I liked this very much - funny and hot. *loves* *runs away to do shit that really should have done before now*
iulia_linnea
Jul. 19th, 2008 10:18 pm (UTC)
Good luck with packing (it is packing that you have to do?)! Thank you! I had a good time writing this one. :D
leela_cat
Jul. 20th, 2008 04:56 pm (UTC)
*giggles*

Silly Severus.
iulia_linnea
Jul. 21st, 2008 01:23 am (UTC)
*glee*
spike7451
Jul. 21st, 2008 02:02 pm (UTC)
Giggles happily away. Love possessive, jealous Snape. Amazing mental pictures with this one. LOL!
iulia_linnea
Jul. 22nd, 2008 02:18 am (UTC)
*dances*

I so wish that I could draw!
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