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I've found religion, the Blessed Church of Snarry, to be exact, in churchofsnarry. Come worship the Holy Pairing with me!

Psalm 23 for my Snarry Sistren

The Snarry is my OTP; I shall not want for slash.

It maketh me to lie down in myriad positions; It provideth me with the Holy Fluid.

It restoreth my libido; It guideth me in kinky scenarios for Its name's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of het, I will fear no girl parts, for Snarry art saves me; Its cocks and Its balls, they comfort me.

Snarry inspirest a fic before me in the presence of Harry/Ginny 'shippers; It hast awakened my body with gaysex; my desire runneth freely.

Surely Harry and Snape shall arouse me all the nights of my life; and I shall dwell on the joys of the Snarry for ever.

Ah, men!

Here is an .mp3 of my devotional reading of the prayer.

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byandby
Oct. 28th, 2005 01:50 am (UTC)
though I walk through the valley of the shadow of het

My former Catholic school girl self is giggling entirely too much.

OMG. THANK YOU!
iulia_linnea
Oct. 28th, 2005 02:01 am (UTC)
Hee! You're welcome. :)
undula
Oct. 28th, 2005 01:50 am (UTC)
LMAO! I think I should start (wor)shipping snarry just because of this. Shadow of het, hahahah XD
iulia_linnea
Oct. 28th, 2005 01:58 am (UTC)
*beams with beautific Snarry light*

Thank you!

I reviewed your gorgeous original pic in kitschist; he inspired me. *g*
approximedic
Oct. 28th, 2005 02:23 am (UTC)
Hehehe. *finds faith*

This is utterly BRILLIANT! :P
iulia_linnea
Oct. 28th, 2005 02:30 am (UTC)
May the Snarry guide you always. *g*

Thank you!
elkebaby
Oct. 28th, 2005 02:31 am (UTC)
Deep Chuckles
Oh, my! That has made my day. I laughed so hard that I allerted my mother that I was ACTUALLY alive in here...and then I had to pretend that I found a funny email, 'cause I know she would not approve. Thanks a million!
iulia_linnea
Oct. 28th, 2005 02:34 am (UTC)
Re: Deep Chuckles
*grin*

I'm glad I could share the Faith with you.
calledbackhome
Oct. 28th, 2005 02:38 am (UTC)
*snirt*

*is going to hell*
iulia_linnea
Oct. 28th, 2005 03:23 am (UTC)
The Church of Snarry probably has handbaskets enough for us all. ;)
fodirteg
Oct. 28th, 2005 02:49 am (UTC)
thanks for the laugh. My boss wonders what's so funny....
iulia_linnea
Oct. 28th, 2005 03:22 am (UTC)
You're welcome. *g* Should you not spread the Gospel of the OTP?
fodirteg
Oct. 28th, 2005 03:30 am (UTC)
um. He'd likely not be amused. I'm amused enough for him, though. (He's a member of a very conservative church that does a LOT of proselytizing. but I don't think he'd want me to spread the Gospel of the OTP.)
iulia_linnea
Oct. 28th, 2005 04:18 am (UTC)
And you're reading this at work? Brave woman! You clean your cache, etc., right?
fodirteg
Oct. 28th, 2005 04:58 am (UTC)
Not all that brave... but maybe latent Slytherin? Boss set up very strong filters on work computers (that's fine, his property/business/etc.) My job entails LOTS of sitting around just waiting for all hell to break loose, and I'm allowed to surf, or whatever, as long as I stay available at my desk.

Anyway, since filters are so strong I can't go to much of anywhere online, I asked for, and got permission to bring in my own laptop, which I use for whatever I like. I'm just careful if anyone else is likely to come look over my shoulder.
iulia_linnea
Oct. 28th, 2005 04:59 am (UTC)
Excellent sneakiness on your part!
shighola
Oct. 28th, 2005 03:40 am (UTC)
Bwhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you sistren, for spreading the Good Word.
*bg*
iulia_linnea
Oct. 28th, 2005 04:22 am (UTC)
You're very welcome. *G*
stasia
Oct. 28th, 2005 04:30 am (UTC)
Boggles
... the Holy Fluid?

*sporfles*

Oh my. I needed this laugh. Thank you for showing me the Light and teaching me the Good Word. I shall go forth and ... Witness.

*saves to hard drive and worships*

Stasia
iulia_linnea
Oct. 28th, 2005 04:50 am (UTC)
Re: Boggles
So, brother to brethren, sister to sisteren? I'm rethinking sistheren. And you're welcome. ;) You should check out the comm. *smooches*
darth_stitch
Oct. 28th, 2005 04:53 am (UTC)
So would Snarry MPREG mean the Immaculate Conception?

*waits for lightning to strike her down*

*dies laughing*
iulia_linnea
Oct. 28th, 2005 04:55 am (UTC)
Surely no one would mind the begetting part of the pregnancy. ;)
lherelenfeline
Oct. 28th, 2005 04:53 am (UTC)
[ Is quite dead of laughter]
but what a way to go
iulia_linnea
Oct. 28th, 2005 04:56 am (UTC)
Come, be resurrected in the Love of the Holy Pairing---repeatedly. ;)
lherelenfeline
Oct. 28th, 2005 05:02 am (UTC)
with the Holy fluid?
iulia_linnea
Oct. 28th, 2005 05:06 am (UTC)
Hey, we each of us must worship as we see fit. *g*
lherelenfeline
Oct. 28th, 2005 05:09 am (UTC)
[worships at the altar of the Snarry]
Mmmmm virgin sacrifices.....
iulia_linnea
Oct. 28th, 2005 05:16 am (UTC)
I like the way your mind works. *contemplates*
lherelenfeline
Oct. 28th, 2005 05:20 am (UTC)
The sacrifice must be prepared with olive oil and myrrrh and candles must be lit to ensure an edvantegious lighting for him to be accepted by the high dieties.
iulia_linnea
Oct. 28th, 2005 06:37 am (UTC)
*dreams*
calanor
Oct. 28th, 2005 08:04 am (UTC)
OMG... LOL

My pastor is rolling in his grave..... and the church ladies of America are calling for you to be burnt at the cross!!

what a way to go right????

Snarry inspirest a fic before me in the presence of Harry/Ginny 'shippers; It hast awakened my body with gaysex; my desire runneth freely.

this is the best part!!!

go away harry/ginny shippers... go away!!!
iulia_linnea
Oct. 28th, 2005 04:35 pm (UTC)
Give us time; we'll get the CLoA---and the little H/G 'shippers, too. *g*
calanor
Oct. 28th, 2005 04:40 pm (UTC)
that an awful like the line from Wizard of Oz...

where the wicked witch says... something like "you friends and little dog too!"

LOL

I can't see Harry with any Weasley unless it's Bill or Charlie... cause they sound so hot... BUT Ginny... ~shivers~
iulia_linnea
Oct. 28th, 2005 04:51 pm (UTC)
See, I always channel Elphaba when I think of a proselytizing church lady---in self-defense, mind you. *beams beautifically*

*converts*

*CONVERTS*

Uh, oh, what was I saying?

I can actually imagine (shh! don't tell anyone) Harry with almost anyone, but *raises voice* "Hail Harry, full of Snape . . . ."
calanor
Oct. 28th, 2005 08:39 pm (UTC)
LORD..... I can see you right now... as one of them bible thumping, dancing around the pulpet.......
iulia_linnea
Oct. 28th, 2005 10:35 pm (UTC)
*g*
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